101 Uses for a Football (Summersdale Humour) by Louise McKay

By Louise McKay

If soccer ain't your factor, then this identify is for you. whilst international Cup fever moves, fantasise a few footie-free international during which these bloomin' balls were grew to become to raised and funnier makes use of.

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50 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 51 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Air bags for low-budget, Eastern European cars. 52 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Something else for Little Jack Horner to get stuck on his fat little thumb. 53 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Spare moon in case the one made of cheese melts. 54 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 55 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Stunt double for action-hero celebrity blowfish. 56 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Ammunition for Saddam Hussein’s giant pea-shooter. 57 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Stunt hunch for bell-ringers living in Nôtre Dame cathedral.

30 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Something Hitler could use to replace the one that’s in the Albert Hall. 31 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL False eye for a Cyclops. 32 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 33 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A ball and chain for jailed footballers. 34 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 35 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Hot air balloon for mice. 36 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 37 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger – bound to be popular because it’s less rubbery. 38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands).

36 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 37 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger – bound to be popular because it’s less rubbery. 38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands). 39 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Humbug sweets for divvy kids who don’t know the difference between stripes and spots. 40 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 41 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL An ineffective demolition ball for buildings you don’t really want to knock down.

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